Gem Sports Zebra Print Sublimated Volleyball Spandex Shorts

I wish the stars went up to 100.
When I was in the Peace Corp I was abducted in a Cambodian Village. This was possibly one of the most harrowing experiences of my life. I was blindfolded and held against my will; tossed like an animal into a cage. Truly, man was never meant to be under such horrendous conditions. Finally, after what seemed like weeks I was brought before the village elders. With the after-effects of my incareration were setting in I was semi-concious, yet I noticed the chieftan wearing these beauties. Oddly enough his name was "Roy". As the years went out I came to know Roy well. He was a jovial sort, taken to delicatable games and pranks on his fellow villagers. For instance, he would use this type of sticky substance to glue bananas to his sleeping comrades posteriors just to watch them awake with perilious fury as the spider monkey's attempted to retrieve an easy meal. Roy, how I miss your funtastic short pants and your rough exterior if only we had more time. Remember, rock infinitely.